Monday, October 20, 2008

Stupid Human Management Tricks - Part 1

When management loses the respect of employees, it is almost impossible for it to be regained. Many of the stupid human management tricks tend to lead directly to a loss of trust.

Lying to Employees

I think this is the biggest one. Now there are always exceptions and special cases and whatever, but employees are pretty smart (I guess that's another list about management, but back to the lying...).

When you contemplate telling employees a lie, you should start from the assumption that they will eventually find out the truth.

There are certain categories of lies which I guess should be addressed:

Lies of Exaggeration: Employers will very consistently exaggerate the position of the company in many ways. They will exaggerate the quality of the work environment, the financial stability of the company, the level of sales. Often, they will do this publicly to the stock market and could eventually face criminal or civil proceedings. I would group all of these sins of exaggeration together as innocent lies which sometimes get out of control and turn into real big problems. When it comes to employees, they will usually forgive these, because they understand marketing and the lies that come with it.

Lies of Subterfuge: Employers often have strategic or tactical goals and they would like to keep employees in the dark. Usually, this is a particularly stupid management trick, since your employees are the only people that can actually cause your company to achieve your vision, but this would seem to be the #1 case where employers justifying lying in their heads. It rears its ugly head specifically when an employer plans something like an office move or outsourcing. If employees get whiff of a location change or outsourcing, they will panic and abandon ship. If management is not actually good at getting the new location or outsourcing online, they will have done damage which far outweighs the cost savings because:
  1. Human capital is expensive because it is valuable (you were outsourcing something expensive in the first place, right?)
  2. You can always get human capital cheaper on an hourly rate, but management never fails to factor in costs of training and the costs of experience loss. Gosh, it's so hard to figure these out, and apparently so hard that it's better to simply risk the enterprise than figure out a worst case scenario and do risk mitigation.
  3. If you treat people like a commodity, you will get a commodity. So all the brilliant out-of-box solutions they came up with aren't valued, they can take them elsewhere. Maybe you'll get some brilliant offshore people with great ideas, but eventually, won't they get expensive or you'll be outbid for them, too?

Employees will never forgive lies of subterfuge. In fact, it will cause them to be more and more suspicious and they will find plots where there is only either incompetence or brilliant plans.

In fact, all employer plans they don't agree with or immediately understand come down to 3 possibilities in their minds, and none are good for your company:

  1. Conspiracy: In this case, you are a sack of shit and they will figure it out and go elsewhere. But that was the point anyway. Of course, it doesn't bode well for your company, since anyone who doesn't leave doesn't trust you anyway.
  2. Incompetence: In this case, you are not only not smarter than the majority of your employees, they know it, and they don't respect you because of it.
  3. Brilliance: A plan so brilliant they don't understand it; in this case, you have employees who are probably not up to the task of carrying out your plans with success.

Your final problem is that option 3 is so stunningly rare and unlikely that it does really point to one of the fundamental problems of forging a team: The team needs to be (on balance) as smart as you are and able to absorb the vision and respect it on its own merits.

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